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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make the number one disappear?","punchline":"Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!","id":385}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
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