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{"type":"general","setup":"What do vegetarian zombies eat?","punchline":"Grrrrrainnnnnssss.","id":190}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?","punchline":"It reads \"Small medium at large.\"","id":97}
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